I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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