i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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