Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
