Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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