What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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