Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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