I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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