I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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