her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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