I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
