OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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