Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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