so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Congratulations! We have a period
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