But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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