How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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