How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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