Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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