We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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