i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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