How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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