Moan for me like Helen Keller
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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