he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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