If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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