I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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