He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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