Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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