Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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