STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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