put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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