check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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