I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
