what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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