listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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