everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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