The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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