OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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