so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
as a side note pls kill me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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