How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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