If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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