i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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