Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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