What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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