It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Boobs are out for the taking
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
