I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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