..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she smelled like a LAN party
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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