I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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