real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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