If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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