Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
