I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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