He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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