I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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